The invitation says, “Black Tie Optional”. What???

If your life is generally “Any Tie Optional” or “No Tie – Ever”, how do you deal with all these dress codes? Besides taking a cue from what she’ll be wearing, here’s a list that should help:

  1. Black Tie: Tuxedo.
  2. Formal: Usually means the same as Black Tie, unless your city is particularly trendy. You’ll be just fine in a tux or dark suit and, anyway, you’ll look so handsome in your tux it won’t matter if some fashion-forwards are wearing black shirts with theirs.
  3. White Tie (also Ultra-Formal): This is full dress regalia, with a white tie, white shirt, white vest. You probably won’t be seeing much of this, but you might want to stick with white wine if you’re wearing it.
  4. Creative Black Tie: Ask the event host what they had in mind.
  5. Semi-Formal (also known as “After Five”:) No tux required; a dark suit with tie will do the trick. If it’s daytime semi-formal, the suit could be lighter in color, but in any event the pants have to match the jacket.
  6. Business Formal: Same as semi-formal for guys. Whew!
  7. “Cocktail Attire”: Sometimes this verbiage appears on invitations when they want you to wear a dark suit. The nuanced difference between semi-formal and cocktail attire is lost on us.
  8. Informal: Watch out! This does not mean “casual”. It means “same as semi-formal.”
  9. “Festive Attire”: Could be an invitation to wear a reindeer sweater, but probably means sequins for her and – guess what – semi-formal for you.
  10. Business Casual: The catch-all that means “you don’t have to wear a suit, but this isn’t a barbeque either.” Look put-together, coordinated, but no tie. Jacket optional.
  11. Dressy Casual: More dressed-up versions of casual, meaning not shorts and T-shirts. It could include jeans if they’re “nice” ones or a sport coat if you feel like it.
  12. Casual: Pretty much anything goes, assuming it fits, is clean, and you look good in it.